And another thing....

I do sincerely apologise for the uncharacteristic non-PC-ness of this rant. Those of you who know me will know that I am immensely intolerant of all forms of prejudice, so much so that I actually agree with Bono and Bob Geldof on practically everything (their children’s names are too much, even for me) and with politicians on practically nothing, However, I have to say, I f*cking hate gippos. Sorry, sorry, sorry but I do. Romanies I have nothing against. New Age travellers are fine. But thieving, dirty gippos I really do have a problem with. Maybe it’s because they all drive brand new Mercs and have all the latest gadgets, maybe it’s the fact they do untold damage and commit crimes in the full knowledge that they won’t be prosecuted, and maybe, just maybe, it’s the fact that when I worked in Norfolk I arrived at the office one day to find our car park infested (and I use that word deliberately) with gippo caravans. We had to spend the next few days ignoring the little sh*ts who thought it was funny to keep pressing the intercom to be let in to the building, the sandwich man had to bring his two sons with him to stop his stock being nicked, and once when I was making coffee, I looked out of the kitchen window to see a child of about 10 having a crap directly onto the car park, behind my car. Charmed, I’m sure.